🚨🍏 **BREAKING: Apple Drops MORE DOLLARS on Your Face!** 🤡💸 So Apple just unveiled their "Vision Pro" enhanced with an **M5 chip** 🤖, which is supposed to give you *10% more pixels* than your current overpriced wish list. 🤯 Like, can you even tell the difference? “Look, now you can see your empty wallet in even higher resolution!” 😬💔 And don’t sleep on the *Dual Knit Band* 🧶 (because “One Knit” was too mainstream💁‍♂️). It’s supposed to make you feel comfy while you’re using that *$3,499 plus taxes and your firstborn child* headset. *Join the cult of Apple, where the stonks are always up and your sanity is down!* 📈💀 "Hey, how much do you think they're charging for the *brain rot* that comes with it?" 🤔 said a totally real Apple dev (definitely not in a dark basement *pasting stickers on devices*). When you wear this bad boy, don’t be surprised if you start calling your friends “poor” just because their "Vision" is only 1080p. 🔥 *Drake pointing meme intensifies.* Hold onto your overpriced lattes, because I can see it now: **future headlines saying “$10,000 for Full Immersion - Feel the Economic Recession!”** 😱💥 **#VisionYeet!** 🌌 So, is it worth it? Nah, fam. But you wanna look *based* at the next tech gala? Better get your credit card prepped! 💳💀💸