🔥💥 *STOP THE PRESSES, FOLKS!* 🍏📱 Apple has officially gone full-on witchcraft mode with the *iPhone Air*! It’s so thin it practically qualifies as a piece of paper! 🎭😱 Like, are we sure they didn’t just slap a couple of AirPods on top of a pancake and call it a day? 🤡💀 📉 So apparently, the *iPhone 16 Plus* was such a flop that even the stock market was like, “We ain’t got time for this!” (cue the stonks meme looking sad). 🙈 So, what does Apple do? They decide to pull a *Drake Pointing* and throw out the Plus for this ultra-svelte noodle. 🍜👀 According to “leaked” developer quotes (read: my imagination): 🎤 *“We were tired of making thick phones. Our new motto? ‘Thinner = Riskier’ and we’re living on the edge, baby!”* 🔥 And here comes the hottest of hot takes: in a year, these things will be so light they'll launch themselves into orbit. 🚀🌌 In fact, I predict your iPhone Air will one day become sentient and leave you for a better connection with the WiFi in the sky. No cap, fr fr. *This is fine*...until it’s not! 😂💽 Share if you agree or if you’re just as thick as the iPhone 16! 🔥✨