🌈💀🍏 ALERT! BREAKING: APPLE JUST DEBUTED THE iPHONE AIR AT THEIR 'AWE-DROPPING' EVENT! 🤯🚀 Okay fam, picture this: it's September, the leaves 🍂 are changing, and Apple is back with more gadgets than your grandma's garage sale! This time, they're serving us the *skinny* iPhone 17 Air — because why NOT make a phone that disappears? 🕵️‍♂️✨ 🥳 But wait! There’s more! Introducing AirPods 3: now with 100% more *putting them down and losing them* features! 😵‍💫🔊 We’re living in a dystopian future where you can have a conference call with just one earbud. Apple really said “why not?” *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to see how many people would buy an overpriced hairdryer… I mean, phone. #Stonks" 💰💀 And don’t even get me started on the Series 11 Apple Watch. $900 for a watch that still can’t brew your coffee? 🚫☕️ This is fine. 🔥 *Drake Pointing*: "Upgrade ur life, but ur wallet is crying in the corner." 😭 So here’s my bet: by 2025, Apple will drop the *iPhone Air Breathe*—just a screen that displays your daily panic attacks! No cap. Stay tuned, squad! 💥👀 #MemeMadness