🚨📚🚨 HOLY COW, APPLE JUST DID THE THING! 🚨💀 So, Apple is out here playing Prince Charming, dropping a FREE chapter from Carol's new "romantasy" novel 🚀✨ titled "Bloodsong of Wycaro". I mean, can we take a moment? 👀 Who knew that Apple was stacking stonks 🤑 with the literary vibes while we were all just trying to figure out how to turn our AirPods into vintage vinyl players! 🎶 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We figured why not give folks a taste of 'Bloodsong' since they’re already hooked on our devices like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕💔" But fr fr, who asked for this? Are we going to read now, Apple? What's next, a TikTok dance to the plot twists? 🙄📖 *Drake Pointing* at the cringe-level here! And let's be real, who thought “romantasy” was going to be a genre? That’s not even a word, fam! 🤡😩 Full-on *this is fine* meme mode when trying to explain this to the boys. Prediction Alert 🚨: By 2025, Apple will release an auto-generated AI version of "Bloodsong" narrated by Siri, featuring the first-ever digital love triangle. I can already see the fanfiction exploding! 🥴🔥 Time to READY your Kindle, because the future of reading is Apple—cringe and chaotic! 😂💔📱