💥🍏🥳 Apple just dropped more announcements than a toddler with a full candy bag at Halloween, and IF YOU MISSED IT, just know that you can relax (or cry 😭) in the knowledge that your wallet is about to take a serious hit. Let’s break it down, fam! 🚀🔥 **1. iPhone Air: The Pencil-Thin Model** 💔📱 This bad boy is so thin it might just float away! I mean, do I even need to carry it? 🪶 Next thing you know, I’ll be using it for a bookmark. 📚 #iPhoneAir #AirNomore **2. iPhone 17 Models: Stonks or No Stonks?** 📈🤔 There are more iPhone 17 models than there are flavors at your local ice cream shop 🍦. Are we really that desperate for another iteration of the same device? Coping hard with that rising price too! 💸💀 **3. New Apple Watch Wearables: Because why not?** ⌚️💨 "Yo, I can track my heart rate while I binge-watch Netflix?" - *Some developer somewhere, probably* 🤖💬 **4. AirPods Pro 3: Still Invisible?** 🎧👻 Surprise, surprise! Apple made these fancier so you can lose them in style! 😂 #AirLoss Now let’s wrap this chaos up and admit it, we’re all still buying it! My hot take? By 2025, we’ll be charging our phones with our tears while taking out loans just to keep up with monthly subscriptions! 🚨💔💰 #IYKYK Go forth, share this madness, and may your iPhone Air NOT float away! 😂💨✨