Hold onto your iPhones, fam! 🍏🌍🚀 Apple’s out here flexing its green muscles with a whopping **650 megawatts** of renewable energy in Europe! 💪🔥 That’s right, they’re slinging solar power like it’s the next TikTok dance challenge! 🕺✨ “Our chargers need a glow-up, too,” one developer leaked to us—probably while scrolling through their iCloud photos—💀💭🤖. Meanwhile, the company’s plotting more green schemes over in China. 🐉 So, while they're busy powering factories with renewable energy, you can still feel that sweet *eco-friendly guilt* when you blow your paycheck on the latest iGadget. 💰💅 Is it all just a marketing ploy? 🤔 You bet your sweet Apple Pie it is! 🍰 No cap, they’re just making sure you can charge your overpriced gadget guilt-free. “This is fine,” said every environmentalist after realizing Apple still uses more resources than a small country. 😂🌎 🔥 **Hot take:** In the next few years, Apple will launch an iPlant—blending botany and tech—the first-ever smart plant that absorbs CO2 while you’re scrolling through Instagram! 🌿📸 Get ready for the ultimate stonk move! 🚀💥