🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s throwing a tantrum and pulled the *Eyes Up* app from the App Store! That’s right, folks—Apple is flexing harder than a gym bro on steroids, but instead of gym gains, it’s a huge L for human rights! 💔📱💀 In case you missed it (you probably did, because it’s not about new iPhones), *Eyes Up* was serving spicy REALITY, documenting those ice-cold abuses by ICE! ❄️🏴‍☠️ You know, the kind that gives Netflix a run for its money in the horror genre. 🍿😱 And in case you’re wondering—NOPE, they don’t want you to keep receipts on those big bad ICE agents like you do on your ex's TikToks! (Stonks? More like... NOT stonks!) 📉🤡 Meanwhile, *ICEBlock*, another app in the game, is still chilling, but it won't spill *real-time* locations like an over-caffeinated gossip at a party! 😵‍💫💬 “This is fine,” says Apple, as human rights activists facepalm harder than Drake’s “Hotline Bling” dance! 🚨🙃 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to keep things breezy on the App Store. Who needs evidence when you’ve got shiny new features?” 🤷‍♂️🔥 GET READY, because my hot take is this: The next iPhone update will come with a *human rights filter*—because why not? 📲💥✨