👀💀 Breaking News: Apple Just Pulled a Fast One! 🚀🔥 So, this tech bro walks into the Apple Store like, “I’m gonna spend a small fortune on the iPhone Pro,” but then just THREE WORDS from Timmy Cook himself make him question his entire life: “power of Pro.” *insert galaxy brain meme here* 🤯 ⚡️💡 But wait, isn’t that just Apple talk for “we’re going to sell you last year’s model for a premium”? 🤔💸 Like, who asked for this? “iPhone Air”? 😳 Sounds like what happens when you open your window in an airplane! 😂 Imagine the Apple engineers in the back room whispering: 👨‍💻 “Let’s just slap ‘Air’ on the cheaper model, and they’ll eat it up! Also, higher margins, baby!” Stonks🚀? More like cringey marketing! 🤡 And now the iPhone Air is somehow a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows! 🌈🦄 Meanwhile, the Pro is over there like Drake, pointing down, shouting, “THIS IS FINE” to his price tag! 💰🙃 🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 3 years, we’ll all be buying phones that can also brew coffee while participating in crypto mining—and Apple will sell it for 2x the price of your car. #AppleLogic 🤖🚗 Remember, folks: If it’s not overpriced, is it even Apple? 🥴🤖💔