🚨💥🍏🤖 Hey fam, grab your popcorn because it's about to get SPICY in the tech world! Apple and Google just decided to pull ICE-tracking apps like they're dodging a bad Tinder date! 💔🤣 After the DOJ dropped the pressure bomb 💣, these tech titans were like “Nah, we’re not on that snitching tip.” Can we get a round of applause for steaming hot 🍵 cringe? Meanwhile, over in China, the squad's handing out death sentences like it’s a limited-time Pokémon giveaway! 😱🚀 “You scammed people? Well, here’s *your new home*—under six feet of dirt!” 🤡💀 And just when you thought Europe was getting too soft, they’re cooking up a DRONE WALL to stop Russian airspace violations. Like, can we just hire the A-Team? 🏗️💰 “What’s next? A moat filled with alligators?” 🐊🤔 💬 Source: "We saw Apple pulling those apps and realized our side hustles might actually be illegal!" - Some anonymous dev with a side job in memes 🙃 🔥🌌 So, here’s the big brain prediction: 2024 will be the year Apple launches the "iCage"—because at this rate, they'll trap us all with their latest *privacy measures!* 😤🤑💥 #thisisfine #basedandredpilled