🚨BREAKING: Apple Glasses are officially more anticipated than your ex's return call!📞💔 In a shocking twist that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t Write, Apple has hit the pause button on their Vision Pro because they’re going ALL IN on the *headband of the future*—the Apple Glasses! 😎👓 Rumor has it, they were like, "Why make you SEE the future when we can just stick a mini-computer on your face?! 🤖💻" Because who needs lighter tech when you can just feel like you're walking around with a brick on your nose? LOL! 😂 And, get this! A “leaked” developer quote went something like this: “We just want everyone to feel like a cyborg while they're waiting for the bus 🚌💀. It’s way more aesthetic.” Um, yes please! This means that instead of casually scrolling TikTok, you'll be seeing your notifications IN YOUR FACE, literally! It’s like wearing a billboard! Stonks going through the roof or nah? 📈🔥 But here’s the hot take: we might eventually need a degree just to use these. Welcome to *Apple University* where you get a diploma in "How to Not Look Like an Idiot While Wearing Glasses"! 🎓💀 Y'all ready for that? I don't think so. Copium is already selling out! 💨💰