🎁🍏 **Brace yourselves, Ho Ho Hos! Apple is about to drop their 2025 Holiday Gift Guide like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party!** 🤯✨ So, you wanna buy the latest iPhone, iPad, or that overpriced air fryer they call a HomePod? 🤖💰 Listen up, fam: if you think you're getting a deal, you might as well be investing in stonks! 📈💎✨ Just look at this meme: 👀 Drake pointing at savings: - **Drake:** “Buy Apple stuff! 🍏” - **Me:** “But they’re overpriced!” 💀 - **Drake:** “You still want that overpriced tech tho.” *sips tea* In 2025, Apple’s basically saying: “F**k inflation, we’re just gonna jack the prices by 20% and throw in some stickers for good measure!” 😂🔥 And if you don’t grab the new M5 chip-powered iNutmeg thing or the iFlop Pro MAX+ Ultra, brace for the cringe of all your friends flexing on you with their Christmas hauls. 😤🎅 Seriously, put your money where your memes are and avoid that "this is fine" lifestyle as you watch your wallet wither away! 💥 **Dev Quote Leaked:** “We were gonna include more features, but we said, ‘Let’s just do AirTags and call it a day.’” 😬💀 **Prediction alert!** 📡 In 2025, your iPhone will come with an AI therapist to help you cope with buyer’s remorse from dropping a grand on a shiny rectangle. No cap! Get ready to flex, my fellow Apple sheep! 🐑✨