🍏👀 Hold onto your overpriced lattes, tech fam! Apple just dropped the 14-inch MacBook Pro with an M5 chip, and let’s just say... it's basically the same laptop as last year, but with a glow-up like every influencer after a skincare routine saavy! 💅💧 🚀💻 Who needs design changes when you can slap a 3.5x “faster AI” chip in there? I mean, what’s next? An M6 chip with a built-in barista? 🤖☕ 💰💀 Let’s talk prices, because who doesn’t love parting with $1,599 for a tiny, shiny rectangle? Your wallet's gonna be looking like the Drakes meme — “Drake pointing” at “$1,599” and “This is fine” when the bill hits. 🤡🔥 The M5 is serving “up to 24 hours of battery life,” but honestly, if I need that much time away from charging, WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE? 🤔💩 And with storage capabilities of up to 4TB, you can hoard more TikTok dances and cat videos than you could ever need! 📱🐱 💭🔒 Leaked dev quote: “We just added a neural accelerator to keep our wallets on life support.” Ayo, hot take: In 2025, Apple will unveil a MacBook with a built-in personal assistant that’s actually a therapist for your crippling spending habits! 💥💸✨ Share this if you're ready to cop that overpriced tech and cope with your broken bank account! 💀🥳 #Based #AppleTax #MemeWorthy