🚨🍏💻 *BREAKING NEWS: APPLE'S SHOW-OFF LEVEL: INFINITY* 💻🍏🚨 Y’all ever seen a company flex harder than that one kid in gym class who can do a single pull-up? 🤡💪 Well, the new MacBook Pro (M5, 11 inches) just rolled up like, “Hold my overpriced latte” ☕💰. Apple’s out here straight-up serving Windows laptops their own humble pie – and not the good kind. 🤡 They dropped this baby ahead of its Oct. 22 launch like it was an eviction notice to all those cheap plastic competitors 💀. I mean, it’s *11 inches*?? That’s basically a glorified tablet, fam. 😵‍💫 No cap, I tried using it to write my novel but ended up just watching cat videos instead. 🐱💔 In a leaked dev convo, one Apple engineer was like, “Yeah, we just slapped an M5 chip in there and called it a day. Who needs innovation when you’ve got brand loyalty?” 💡💣 Like, bruh, I can’t even. So here’s my unhinged prediction: by 2025, the MacBook Pro will literally start manifesting apps with just your sheer willpower. ✨🚀🔥 *Get ready for the “MacBook Pro: now with telekinesis” announcement!* Lemme know if you’re copping or just gonna seethe at the price tag! 😤💸 #Stonks #Based #ThisIsFine