🔔🍏🍏👀 *BREAKING NEWS: APPLE EVENT 2025 LIVE* 🍏🍏🔔 Ladies and gents, grab your overpriced popcorn 🍿 because Apple is about to hit us with the iPhone 17!!! YES, SEVENTEEN!!! If you thought updating your iPhone every year was a good idea, you might wanna reconsider your life choices 🤡💀 👑✨ *LIVE UPDATES FROM THE CRINGE FEST* ✨👑 First off, we all know the *real* announcement here is Apple’s latest design trend: "Invisible Tech™". This time, they’re like, “Why even bother giving you a phone?” 😂💀 *“We’ve made the iPhone so thin, you can’t see it at all. It’s like using a phone made of air!”* – Leaked Dev Quote 💬 But wait, there’s more! Apple Watch 10 will now have a built-in *“Can I take a nap?”* feature because who needs sleep when you can BE A SHEEP? 😂😴 And don't even get me started on those charging cables that literally cost more than your existential dread 🙃🔥. **🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:** Apple will announce an *iPhone 17 Ultra Pro Plus Max X* that *charges your soul* and helps you ace your next Zoom meeting...but only if you sell a kidney. 💰💀 Share this chaos! We need to make this meme-ified! 🚀🤖💰