🚨🔔 BREAKING: APPLE ASSEMBLES THE TERMINATOR OF TECH!🍏🔥 Folks, brace yourselves 🛡️—Apple just dropped the M5 chip and we’re ALL just trying to avoid getting SUED for being too excited 🤡💰. Say goodbye to your wallet because the new 14-inch MacBook Pro and iPad Pro are here to rob you blind while whispering sweet nothings about “AI performance” 👽🚀. Like, bro, it’s 2023, can *we* just get a phone that doesn’t shatter on impact?! But wait—there's MORE! Apple wants to dominate the AI hardware race like Thanos collecting infinity stones! 💪💻 Alright broskis, we’re talking faster on-device ML—what does it even mean? 🤷‍♂️ It’s like saying my coffee maker is now "blessed by the gods of productivity." Imagine a developer leak like this: “M5? More like M.O.A.R.E. money outta your pockets,” said one anonymous, highly credible source. 🥴 And just, LOL if you think this won’t end with **people thinking they’re just one Apple device away from being Tony Stark** 🤖✨. Prediction: Apple will soon announce DNA enhancers; “iGenetics” will be a thing and you’ll need to sell a kidney for the new "iDNA" 🤯💀. Welcome to the future, fam! #Stonks #AI #ThisIsFine #SeetheAndCope