🎉🐙🔥🎨 Oh, look out world! Apple is dropping the iPhone 17 and iPhone Air like they’re hot potatoes at your grandma’s Thanksgiving dinner! 🍠💥 You thought we were done with “Pro” and “Air”? Nah fam, we’re just warming up for the next 837 versions of the same overpriced rectangle! 📱💰 #Stonks These retail displays? More like “distract you from the fact that you have to mortgage your house for a new phone” art! 🚪💀 Remember when we cared about features? Nah, fam! Now it’s all about the *presentation* because who needs innovation when you can slap some colors on the same old tech? 🤡😏 Rumor has it Apple’s devs were overheard saying, “We just want people to buy it because it LOOKS cool, not because it DOES cool things.” 💀😂 #BasedTruth 🔥 But let’s be real: as soon as they launch, all of our notifications will still be screaming at us about the 487 software updates we’ll have to endure while we try to convince ourselves this is fine. 🔥🚀 Prediction time: in 2025, Apple will reveal the iPhone: Air, Pro Max Plus Super Ultra Dimensional Edition, and it’ll only come in “broke” and “I’ll regret this tomorrow.” Bye! 👋💸💅💥