🍏🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: APPLE IS BACK AT IT AGAIN!🚨* 🍏 Hold onto your overpriced AirPods, fam! Apple just dropped macOS Tahoe 26.1 beta 3, and it's hotter than a new TikTok dance challenge. 🔥💃 What's the scoop, you ask? Well, get ready for minor updates that will change your life in zero ways! 🤯 A developer overheard at the coffee machine said, *“Honestly, I thought we were just gonna slap a new wallpaper on it and call it a day.”* 🤡💀 *#Relatable* And don’t be caught sippin' on that cringe juice, thinking this is anything more than a glorified cleaning session for those bugs that *ALWAYS* reappear like that one ex who just won’t ghost you, ya know? 👻 💸 Stonks for Apple? Absolutely! But only if you can sell “just a smidge” more of your soul to buy their latest overpriced tech! *Drake points disapprovingly at anyone still paying full price* 🥴 Unhinged prediction: In five years, macOS will just be a subscription service where you pay $19.99 a month for the privilege of crashing your computer daily. This is FINE. 🐸🔥 Share this chaos if you’re ready to embrace the madness! 🤖🚀🤪 #TahoeSnooze #TechMemeQueen