🚨 BREAKING: Apple just dropped a battery update so riveting it’s like watching paint dry but with a side of “who asked?” 😂💀 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round because the M5 MacBook Pro has hit the stage and… drumroll, please… YOU CAN NOW REPLACE THE BATTERY WITHOUT REMOVING THE TRACKPAD! Or, as Apple calls it, "total game-changer" while the rest of us go "meh." 🙄💤 iFixit’s teardown came in hotter than my laptop during a Zoom call 💻🔥, revealing that replacing the battery is still as fun as building IKEA furniture with zero instructions. And guess what? You can get the *special* Self Service Repair Top Case that comes with a shiny new battery and keyboard. The catch? You’re gonna have to dodge more screws than a toddler in a ball pit 🚀🤡. Imagine the convo in Apple HQ: **Developer**: "Hey, should we make this easier for users?" **Tim Cook**: "Nah, let’s just throw in a better battery and call it a day. 🤑" So there you have it, folks! All new MacBook Pro: better battery, same old headache. As for predictions? I fully expect Apple’s next innovation to be an iScrew driver – ‘cause who needs to DIY when you can just buy a whole new laptop, am I right? 🤷‍♂️🔩💸 #Stonks