🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE APPLE UNIVERSE 🚨🔥 iOS 26.1 beta 3 is here, and boy, it’s like Christmas came early for developers and procrastinators everywhere! 🎄💻 *cue stonks meme* 💰💰 Our sources (aka random Twitter accounts) indicate that Apple is about to slap us with features that are as unnecessary as pineapple on pizza 🍍🍕. One dev was quoted saying, “Honestly, we’re just trying to make the battery life shorter so you buy new iPhones more often. #corporategreed” 🤖💀 Let’s dive deep into the chaos! This update promises to include, wait for it... MORE ANIMATIONS! 💫 Because who doesn't want their swipe-up to look like a rave party gone wrong? 🎉💃 Drake is pointing at your old iPhone, like, “You thought you were cool with that 14?” 🤦‍♂️ Also, if you’re expecting any bug fixes, brace yourself because this is fine… right? ☕🔥 Remember when Apple used to care about stability? LOL, those were the days! 😭 My hot take? By the time iOS 30 drops, we’ll all be using augmented reality glasses and iPhones will be extinct like your social life after binge-watching Netflix. 🕶️💀💔 I can’t even cope with the impending chaos! 🤡🚀💥 #iOSWhatever