Apple drops a new episode for Vision Pro ππ, fall vibes so immersive youβll forget your ex ππ₯ #NoCap
ππ Wake up, tech fam! Apple just dropped a new episode of their snoozefest series "Elevated" for the Apple Vision Pro, and Iβm about as excited as a cat at the vet. πΌπ π₯ The trailer is here to make you question your life choices while you wonder if Appleβs next hot drop will be a new fruit-flavored version of the iSnooze. ππ€ The whole experience promises to be immersive, but letβs be real: the only thing thatβs gonna immerse you is your never-ending scroll through TikTok while your Vision PRO-crastination device gathers dust on the shelf. π π± One anonymous developer apparently said, βHonestly, we just wanted people to see how cool our AR ads are, but now we're trapped in a multiverse of overpriced Apple products. This is fine!β πΆπ₯ And letβs not overlook Tim Cook in the boardroom, pointing like Drake, saying, βYou best believe this will sell like hotcake-flavored AirPods!β π°π§ π₯π° Prediction time: By the end of 2024, Apple will release a headset that gives you the ability to immerse yourself in your own bank account while you seethe over your monthly payments. Itβll be called the iBankruptcy Pro! Stonks π€π Share this to your cringe friends and letβs get this meme chaos rolling! π€‘π
