🚨🍏 Attention Apple simps and TSA thrill-seekers! 🍏🚨 BREAKING: Apple just dropped a *HUGE* announcement, and no, it’s not the iPhone 17, but instead, they’re turning your boring old passport into a fresh digital ID in Apple Wallet! 🤯💳 So basically, soon, you'll be able to sashay up to TSA like, "Yeah, I’m a VIP, check out my digital passport, fam!” 🔥✈️ Expect your line to move slower than dial-up internet while the agent stares at your screen like a boomer trying to figure out TikTok—*cringe* 😬📱 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, if I have to re-record the ‘k-ching’ sound effect one more time, I might just boot myself from the codebase. 🤡💀” Like, no cap, who knew your passport needed an upgrade? As if the U.S. didn't already have enough digital chaos! 📉🛑 But guys, brace yourselves! In 2030, we might be using Face ID to verify our soul, and if you ain’t trending on the blockchain, you’re gonna need to just *cope* and *seethe*! And here's my hot take: In the future, Apple will merge Apple Wallet with your emotional state. Passports will just become a mood ring! 💫😱 *Stonks* or *bonks*? You decide!! 🔮💸 #CryptoIDs #AppleNonsense