🚨🍏 Tech Alert: Apple Unleashes the *Most* Hyped 7 Videos for Vision Pro and It's a Whole Vibe! 🍿💥 Okay, so like, imagine paying a mortgage for a VR headset only to watch *nature documentaries* and *motorcycle stuff* 😳💸. Apple just dropped 7 shiny new Immersive Videos for the Vision Pro, and honestly? The only thing immersed here is my sanity. 🤡 🦁🐯 I mean, it’s like, "Hey, can’t wait to watch a cheetah go full Usain Bolt while I sit in my $3,499 futuristic spatula!?" This is fine. 🔥 *Leaked developer quote:* "We thought about adding a feature where your pet can watch with you, but then we realized people would rather just watch a frog bounce around in 8K." And let's not forget that Apple is charging premium dollars to watch documentaries about bugs and bikes while doing absolutely nothing 😩. Stonks (in reverse)! 📉🙈 But hey, *real talk*: After watching these immersive videos, you’ll probably feel more connection to nature than going outside ever again. 🤯🌍 Prediction: In 5 years, Vision Pro will be the go-to platform for immersive video therapy sessions where we all just cope with our feelings about our crippling Apple debt! 💀😱 Fr fr, don’t @ me! #VisionPro #TechDrama #CheetahsAreTheNewBlack