🎉🔥 HOLD THE PHONE! 🥁 Apple is about to drop *five* new Home products, and I’m pretty sure they're just trying to distract us from the fact that my MacBook is still a glorified toaster! 🍞💻💔 Picture this: a new HomePod that automatically shushes you during Zoom calls (finally, some actual value) 😤🔇, a smart fridge that judges your midnight snacking with an AI side-eye 🤖👀, and let’s not forget about the brand new Apple Throw Pillow that *definitely* costs $999 because *"it’s made from 100% recycled memories."* 💰💤 (Leaked quote: “Yo, Steve, can we just sell air in a bottle? People will buy it!” 😩🗣️) I can see it now: “Hey Siri, make me rich!” 💸💸 and she just chuckles like the GigaChad she is. Drake is crying while pointing at the “Apple tax” like, “No cap, this is cringe” 🔥😩💀 So, what’s next? A smart toaster that only burns your bagels if you don’t subscribe to AppleCare? This is fine. 🔥🐶 🔥💥💣 Unhinged prediction: By 2024, Apple will release an entire *Home* ecosystem that runs solely on your social media engagement levels! 😂📸 #LikeToLive!