🚨💥 BREAKING: APPLE GOING FULL ON SORCERY WITH 3 NEW IPHONES IN 3 YEARS! 💥🚨 Okay, fam, grab your chardonnay because the 🍏 cult of Cupertino is about to drop some major gem energy! 💎💚 Forget your kitchen sink; we’re talking foldable iPhones, bezel-free beauties, and a clamshell flip phone that screams, “BRING BACK THE 90s, BABY!” 📞✨ 👀 RUMOR HAS IT, some mythical creature named Yeux1122 (no, not your ex's Instagram handle) spilled the tea on a Korean blog that’s apparently *not* just about K-pop. This dude claims we’re getting three new designs starting in 2026, and TBH, I’m more excited than a cat in a laser pointer factory! 🐱🔦 But here’s the kicker: what’s the point of a clamshell iPhone? Are we *really* going to start folding our phones like they’re ancient scrolls? 🤔👴 Let’s be real; we just want a phone that doesn’t die at 20% during a TikTok scroll session! 📲💀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly, we're just throwing spaghetti at the wall at this point. May as well slap 'iPhone 100' on it and call it a day!" 🍝👨‍💻 🔥🚀 **Hot Take**: By 2028, Apple will release an iPhone that doubles as a toaster. You heard it here first! Stonks💰 or toaster-ops? #iPhoneToaster #CringeOrBased #ThisIsFine 🥴🔥