🚨🎨 GUYS, BREAKING NEWS: The NEW Cosmic Orange has turned Apple fans into total ✨🍊🧡 GOBLINS! 💀🤡 Say goodbye to the basic black, silver, and *yawn* gold – and say hello to the glow-up we didn't know we needed! Forget those boring colors, fam! The iPhone 17 Pro is now basically an orange soda in your pocket. It’s giving me major “I’m an influencer and I ONLY drink pumpkin spice” vibes. ☕️🚀 But hold up, you wanna flex that Cosmic Orange on ALL your devices? Well, Dbrand just dropped a nuclear bomb on our wallets with skins for the iPhone Air, MacBooks, iPads, AND even your sad little Windows laptops! 🖥🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: 🎤 "We just want to make sure everyone’s devices are as *extra* as they are!" - Some way-too-excited Apple intern 🚀💰 Like, if you’re not rocking a cosmic aesthetic, what are you even doing? 🤷‍♂️💀 Drake is literally pointing at your dead phone now. Don’t be *that* person still rocking last year’s hues. Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, Apple will release a NEW cosmic color called "Intergalactic *Soy Sauce* 🥢", and we’ll all be drowning in that salty orange goodness. Fr fr, it’s gonna be a vibe! 🚀🔥💰 #CosmicOrangeOrCope #AppleGoblinsUnite #ThisIsFine 🍊📱✨