🚀🎉 🎤 Hold onto your overpriced lattes, fam! Apple just dropped a new *BLACK* version of the Magic Keyboard for iPad Air, and honestly, it feels like the time they made a black version of the toaster. 🤡💀 🔋 So, you mean to tell me with all that M5 chip magic, the hottest thing Apple can deliver is a *new shade* for a keyboard? Stonks are looking like this: 📈😩. Y’all went from “this is fine” 🔥 to “this is just sad” real quick! 😭🍏 👀 Leaked developer quote: “We figured more colors would distract from the fact that the keyboard still can’t fold itself into a robot that fetches you Starbucks.” - Anon, probably sipping a venti overpriced macchiato. ☕🤖 And of course, here comes Tim Cook, pointing like Drake: "You want a new color? You get a new color." 🤷‍♂️💵 Because nothing screams innovation like giving rich people more options to flex on TikTok. 🔥🔥Prediction: In 2040, Apple will re-release the iPad Air in *transparent* 💎 so you can *actually* see the empty promises inside. Get ready to seethe, my friends! 😤💰 #MemeLife #AppleFollies