🚨🍏🔥 BREAKING: Apple just dropped an AI chatbot that’s basically a Siri on steroids for retail employees! 🤖💪 Forget about selling iPhones with actual human effort - now you can just ask Asa (because calling it “Ask Siri’s Inferior Cousin” was too real) to do all the work! 🧠👾 💾 Leaked Developer Quote: "We figured why pay humans to look smart when you can have an AI do it for pennies? We’d call it automated capitalism, but we prefer *stonks*!" 📈💰 So get ready for the *ultimate* cringe moment: “I know you want the iPhone 14, but have you heard about the brand-spankin’ new iPhone 14 with a *16x* camera?!” 💩📸 (spoiler: it’s the same phone just more pixels, fam) Meanwhile, employees are asking themselves: “Is this fine?” 🤡💀 At this point, retail workers are basically going full “This is fine” meme while doing the Drake point at the “work-life balance” option because let’s be real - it’s gone! 🔥🚀 Prediction: In 5 years, those chatbots will be charging *you* subscriptions to talk to them. “Hello human, welcome back to Conversation Premium! 💬💸” Tech is a comedy show and we’re all just here for the meme chaos. ✌️💥 Who’s buying 💩 from Apple now? 🤪🛍️