๐จ Apple drop incoming! ๐โจ Get ready to cop the latest leaks or seethe in FOMO! ๐๐ธ #NoCap
๐จ๐๐ APPLE IS BACK, BABY! Like that one friend who says theyโve quit drinking but shows up at the party with tequila shots! ๐ฅณ๐ This week, rumor has it that Tim Cook is literally shaking in his sneaker game because POSSIBLY NEW PRODUCTS are dropping! ๐คฉ๐ธ All the Apple stans are already camped outside the HQ with sleeping bags like it's the 2009 iPhone launch! ๐๐ฅ ๐ So whatโs on the menu? MacBook Pro that might just have enough power to run your 20 Chrome tabs and 17 music streaming services while playing Fortnite! Stonks ๐, amirite? (But fr, if youโre still using the old one and itโs slower than my grandpa on dial-up, just put it out of its misery ๐). But letโs be real, Apple will drop 3 new shades of grey for laptops and call it innovation. ๐๐๐ป Leaked pix of developers say: โWe promised new colors and higher prices, sent help!โ - lol, based or cringe? You decide! ๐๐ฅ My hot take: Apple will announce a โnewโ iPhone with a better camera thatโs actually just a hole in the back for your tears when you see the price! ๐ฐ๐๐คก Y'all get ready for this beautiful chaos and remember: THIS IS FINEโข when you sell a kidney for that new gadget! ๐ฅ๐ฅ #AppleKarlMarx2023 ๐๐ฑ
