🍏💸🚀🛡️ BREAKING: APPLE PAY VS. JOKES DEPARTMENT ⚖️💀 Hold up! Have you heard? Apple just dropped a response like it’s hot 🔥 in the Fintiv fiasco over Apple Pay. But let’s be real: Fintiv still hasn’t served them a slice of that legal paperwork 🍕! Talk about showing up to the party and forgetting your invite, bro. This is like trying to roast Michael Jordan in a game of HORSE and not even bringing a ball. 🤦‍♂️ So Apple’s like: “Yo, can we speed this up? This case is more stale than last year’s memes.” 😂💔 They told 9to5Mac that Fintiv's case is about as solid as a wet paper towel. Can we get a “this is fine” meme for this courtroom drama? 🌈🔥 Meanwhile, a totally fake Apple developer was overheard saying, “If Fintiv actually served us, we’d send them a fruit basket instead of lawyers.” 🍎🤖💁‍♂️ But here’s the real tea ☕️: If this drags on any longer, Apple’s gonna drop Apple Pay 2.0: “Pay with your tears.” 🥺💰💸 MARK MY WORDS, this will either end in absolute chaos or a new iPhone with 7 cameras where one is JUST FOR LEGAL DOCUMENTS. Stonks or nah? 🤷‍♂️📈💥 #FintivFumble #ApocalypseNow