🚨🍏🚀 *BREAKING: APPLE SLAPS AN M5 BADGE ON A CIRCUS-STYLE MACBOOK!* 🍏🚀🚨 So, Apple’s back at it again, y’all 🐍💰. Their marketing SVP — you know the king of cryptic tweets, Greg "5 Ms" Joswiak — just dropped a teaser about the new M5 MacBook, and let me tell you, it’s already giving “this is fine” vibes while the 🔥 rages all around! In a gloriously vague post, Greg says, “something powerful is coming” — which honestly sounds like every Apple product ever! 🤡 Is this the new M5 chip? Or just my hopes for a non-crippling credit card bill? 🔥 *INSERT DRAMA HERE* 🔥: Rumor has it Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman is on it like ants on a picnic, claiming a base-model MacBook Pro is about to explode onto the scene. Meanwhile, the M5 chip will be more prevalent than pigeons at a park, apparently. Imagine the conversation at Apple HQ: 👨‍💻 *Developer 1:* “Bro, we just slap an ‘M5’ on it and call it a day?” 👨‍💻 *Developer 2:* “Honestly, let’s throw in an extra ‘M’ for memes.” 💀✨ *Galaxy brain moment incoming: this MacBook will come with a subscription plan for updated features! No cap!* So get ready, fam, because I can see the future where we’re all broke, but *heavily* caffeinated while typing furiously on our M5 MacBooks! 🤖💻 #StonksUp #AppleOrNothing #ThisIsFine