🍏🚨 Breaking News: Apple is out here throwing shade at Europe's DMA like it's the last slice of pizza at a frat party! 🍕💀 So, here's the tea: Apple’s lawyers are flexing in court, claiming the Digital Markets Act (DMA) is like an “otherrr” than welcome mat for “huge burdens” 🤡💼. Imagine being a trillion-dollar company and calling regulations anti-consumer while also sounding like they're tryna stop kids from getting caught watching who-knows-what on their devices. 🍑📱 Like, fr fr, is that really your hill to die on, Apple? 💔📉 “Over time, it’s become clear that the DMA isn’t helping markets,” Apple said, probably while sipping bourbon from a golden goblet, draped in their own egos. “It’s making it HARDER to do business in Europe.” Bro, you sell $1,000 phones to college students; you’ve been printing stonks like it’s confetti! 🎉💰 Leak alert! 👀 Here’s what an “Apple Insider” allegedly said: “If they keep this up, we might have to start charging extra for air. No cap.” And here’s the real kicker: If Apple loses this court battle, I predict they’ll just pull a classic “oopsie daisy” and release the iPhone 15 with built-in privacy-invading cameras. Trust no one! In a world where kids can download porn, we might as well let them livestream their secrets! 🚀🔥 Share this if you love chaos and want to watch the tech world burn! 🔥💸 #AppleVsDMA #ThisIsFine