🚨🍏 **BREAKING: Apple Releases Financial Results and Nerds Everywhere Are Whimpering** 🍏🚨 So listen up, fam! Apple just dropped their Q4 revenue like it’s hot, flexin’ an **8% YoY boost** that brings in a literal **$102.47 BILLION** 💰 (the analysts thought they had it at $102.24B, but nah, stonks went *brrrrr*). This is hotter than a fresh AirPod out of the box! 🔥🔥 But wait, it gets wild — net income shot up **86%** to $27.5B. That’s right folks, Apple made so much cash they're probably swimming in it like Scrooge McDuck 🦆💸. They straight-up told CNBC, "yo, we’re projecting a **6% increase** for FY 2025, which is basically saying ‘we’re gonna keep milking this iCow’ 🐄🚀. And forget “This is fine” memes, because all these Wall Street analysts are like Drake pointing at Apple's stock chart, vibing like we’re back at the top of Mt. Stonk. 🎉 Leaked Dev Quote: **“Honestly, we just printed more money and added a new shade of pink to the iPhone. How’s that for innovation?”** 🚨🔥**HOT TAKE ALERT:** By 2025, Apple will release an iPhone that literally pays YOU to use it! 😂👀 Mark my words! 💥💫