🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Apple & Amazon are off the hook for price-fixing!!! Did they just *gasp* pull the ultimate sneaky-sneak?! 🏃‍♂️💨 A Seattle court just slapped down the lawsuit saying, "Nah fam, it’s all good!" 🤡💀 Like, could the judge be more based? Meanwhile, Apple and Amazon are high-fiving in their secret lair like *Drake pointing* at the stonks chart 📈🙌. Imagine the 1% sipping lattes, saying “We’re just providing *value*” while they pocket your *entire* paycheck! Got you all fiending for that new iPhone 999 or whatever they’re on now. 📱🚀 "Yeah, we definitely weren't just planning this for our own cash cows," one *totally-not-real* dev said, whispering in the shadows of an overpriced store. "We like to keep things *interesting* for our loyal customers!"😂🔥 But fr fr, what’s next? Will they start charging for air? 💨 Apple: “It’s called Apple Air, and it’s only $19.99 a month!” 💸 Mark my words: soon we’ll have a subscription model for our thoughts. When you think about buying a phone, BOOM! They slap you with a monthly fee. 🤖🤑 This is fine, right? 🤔🚫🔥 Share this madness before they charge you for it!