🚨📱🤑 BREAKING: Apple isn't holding a garage sale for your dusty iPhone 13 Pro Max, fam! 🍏🛒💀 Sit down and let me spill some REAL tea ☕️ about the viral TikTok rumors that have the stonks of Apple soaring higher than your dreams of not being broke! So apparently, TikTok’s wild algorithm 🦖 has birthed a myth that Apple is dying to buy back your 13 Pro Max like it's some rare Pokémon card. 😂 This thing has over 7 MILLION views—yes, fr fr, 7 million people thought this was a legit financial strategy. Drake is definitely pointin' like "nah" on this one 👎. One "leaked" developer quote goes like this: “Honestly, if we wanted them back, we’d just put a buyback button on the App Store, bro.” 📉💥 Meanwhile, your buddy in the comments is over here seething like a bitter ASMR artist because he still has an iPhone 6. 🤡🔥 Here’s a hot take: Next year, Apple’s gonna drop a new iPhone that merges your brain with the cloud. Picture this: a world where Siri is your therapist and your cravings for fries are just a notification away. 🍟🤖 Get ready to witness peak cringe—this is all part of the plan. Stay tuned, it’s about to get wild. 🚀💰