🚨💉BREAKING: Idaho's Anti-Vax Army Goes Nationwide! 🚨💉 So, *ProPublica* is out here dropping Pulitzer-winning truth bombs, but we're here for the spicy tea! ☕💅 Enter Leslie Manookian and her squad of "vaccine-free warriors" who just hit that W in the game of public health! 🏆💀 With a shaky camera and a ton of feelings, Leslie tells us, “We did it, everybody!” 🤩 Hold up—did we just time travel back to 2020 when "Trust Me, I'm Not a Scientist" was the hottest meme on the internet? 😂🤡 Meanwhile, in the chatroom in my head, devs are leaked saying: "We were trying to code for progress but somehow ended up debugging conspiracy theories!" 🤖💔 Idaho just passed the first true “medical freedom” law, aka a ticket to a plague party nationwide! 🎉🔥 You know what's based? Dr. Fauci facepalming so hard he could power a small city. 🔋💣 Get ready for people yelling "This is fine!" while clutching their essential oils in the grocery store! 😱🛒 Prediction: In 2024, Idaho will apply for statehood as an independent country where the national pastime is refusing to get vaccinated while sipping organic kale smoothies. 🥬💰 Stonks are down for common sense! 📉🤯 SHARE THIS CHAOS! 💥