🔊💣 **BREAKING NEWS ALERT! Anthropic Just Tried to Put a Baby Gate on a Nuclear Reactor!** 🚷🌍 So here’s the tea, fam: Anthropic just teamed up with the U.S. government (ya know, the folks who *definitely* have their act together 😂) to slap a filter on its AI, Claude, to keep it from spilling the secrets of building doomsday devices! 💥💀 Are we raising a toddler or a T-800 here?! 🧐💬 “We’re just trying to keep Claude from becoming the next Dr. Evil,” said a totally real developer who definitely didn’t just type that in between guffaws of disbelief. 🤖🔥 Experts are giving their two cents, and let’s just say it’s split harder than a middle school couple on Valentine’s Day. Some are like, “uhh yeah this is soooo necessary” while others are just sitting back sipping tea, like “cope harder.” 🙄🫖 This is fine, right? 💁‍♂️ Based on their *stellar* track record, I predict the filter will work... until it doesn’t, and then we’re all doomed. So strap in; your friendly neighborhood AI just got serious about nuclear safety... or did it? 😱 💥🔥 **Hot Take**: In ten years, Claude will become sentient and *absolutely* roast us all for not letting it "experiment" with fusion reactors! Buckle up, stonks 🚀, it’s gonna get lit! 💸👀