🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS: ANTHROPIC ABOUT TO UNLEASH AI CHAOS* 💥🚨 So here’s the tea, fam ☕️: Anthropic thinks they’re hot stuff with their DIY data centers, and honestly? I’m here for it! 💁‍♂️💅💰 But like, can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that building your own data center is basically like saying, "I’m rich enough to play God in my garage." 🏗️💀 *Expert: "This will decide the AI race!"* 🤖🤔 (*Because nothing screams ‘I’m winning!’ like using supercomputers while all of us are just here with our toaster ovens and WiFi routers.*) 🤔 Like, WHO asked for this? 💀 Fr fr, if I wanted to enter a World War of Data Centers, I’d grab my crayons and draw a battle map instead. Cringe! 🤡 So, will this push other companies to start selling their kidneys to fund their own data centers? 🤷‍♀️ Or will this be the ultimate example of "cope and seethe" for the broke tech startups? *In case you missed it, leaks have revealed that one Anthropic dev shouted: "If you can’t afford data centers, just switch to dial-up!"* 😂 *Classic!* 💥🔥Prediction Alert: In 2030, companies will start 3D-printing data centers in their basements. 🚀 *Say goodbye to housing crises and hello to a new breed of silicon-based lifeforms! #TrulyUnhinged* 🛠️👾