💥🤡 BREAKING: Anthropic Says "Nah" to Big Bro 👀🚫🔍 So, like, Anthropic just told the feds to kick rocks and take their surveillance requests back to the stone age! 🪨🤖 Yeah, you heard that right. Our boys over at Anthropic are feeling like the main character in a dystopian flick, saying “Not today, Uncle Sam!” 😤✌️ Meanwhile, the White House is seething harder than your average TikTok troll in a comment section! 🥴💻 💰🔃 Source says: “Bro, we’re not about to become the AI version of Big Brother. I’m trying to build a chill bot, not a snitch machine!” — (an *imaginary* Anthropic dev probably) 🚀💨 This is a W for personal privacy, but you KNOW they're probably sweating bullets about the potential #NarcTrending hashtags! 💩🙈 Imagine the memes: *Drake pointing* at “No Surveillance” and *Galaxy Brain* for “Privacy VS Compliance.” 🌌 🔥 Hot take: If you mix Anthropic's AI with TikTok's algorithm, we’re gonna have dystopian influencers with a side of black mirror by 2025!!! Y’all ready for the chaos??? 🥳😱✨ smash that share button! 📲✨💀 #SnoozeFestNoMore #AIOverlords2025