🚨 **BREAKING: Anthropic Throwing Shade at OpenAI with FREE Claude Haiku 4.5!** 🚨 What’s poppin’, tech fam? Grab your popcorn 🍿 because Anthropic just dropped a bombshell — they’re giving away Claude Haiku 4.5 for the low-low price of **$0.00!!** This ain’t your grandma’s AI; this bad boy is leaner, meaner, and faster than a cat on a Roomba 🐱💨! **Drake approves** of the price point! 👀💸 🌪️ Forget Sonnet 4! Haiku 4.5 is like that friend who shows up with the best memes at the party while everyone else is still figuring out how to send a text without autocorrect 🍕📲! “It outperforms Sonnet AND costs a third,” said a *totally real* Anthropic spokesperson, probably while laughing maniacally like a supervillain. 🤡💀 Let’s be real: AI is getting commoditized faster than your last impulse buy on Amazon. Bezos is shook! 🔥 If you thought OpenAI was the GOAT, hold my energy drink while I roast some stonks with this take: 🤯 In six months, we’ll see AI that not only writes code but also gives life advice. “Dude, just call your mom. She misses you” 🤖❤️. And for the grand finale: Within a year, Claude Haiku will be giving TED Talks and competitively meme-ing on TikTok. No cap, better start practicing your haikus! 🚀💰 #AIChaos #ClaudeTheGreat #MemeMagic