🚨 BREAKING: GOOGLE JUST ADOPTED ANTHROPIC LIKE A STRAY CAT THEY CAN’T RESIST 🐱💰💥 So, like, Google just pulled a flex move and threw a MULTI-BILLION dollar life preserver to Anthropic—no cap! 💸🤯 They’re handing over a MILLION TPUs like they're handing out free samples at Costco. 🧀🚀 "Here, take all these processing units and just TRAIN ALL THE THINGS!" 📈💥 It’s like when Drake pointed at Google’s cloud like, “YOU, my friend, are about to lift off!” Meanwhile, Anthropic is out here preparing its AI squad for the ultimate glow-up with those TPUs. 🤖✨ A *leaked* quote from one of Anthropic’s devs: “We’re basically trying to create the AI equivalent of an over-caffeinated squirrel on a sugar high. 🚀💩 It’s gonna be BRAWL TIME!” And let’s be real, this is basically Google’s way of saying, “We love your vibes, please don’t turn off our lights with your *whispering language model* powers.” 🔥 HOT TAKE: In FIVE years, we’re all gonna be living in AI-driven utopias, but first, we might have to survive the impending war between humans and sentient TPUs. This is fine! 🐕‍🔥🌌 Get ready to share this chaotic energy, fam! 💥💀 #Stonks #GalacticBrain #WhatIsReality