🔥🚀 BREAKING CHAOS: Anthropic just dropped their latest lil nugget, Claude Haiku 4.5, and Y’ALL NOT READY FOR THIS MEME INVENTION! 💰🤖 Imagine if Thanos had a chill lil sibling who also happens to write poetry! 😤📝 I mean, this thing promises to drop Sonnet 4-like bars for ONE-THIRD THE PRICE! That’s *way* cheaper than your avocado toast habit, fam! 🥑💸 But wait for it—💀 it’s over TWICE as fast! Like, you could blink, scroll through TikTok, and BOOM, Haiku's already written "Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m better than Sonnet, but cost way less too!" 🌹💨 In a leaked convo, one dev spills the tea: “Dude, we just made AI poetry affordable for broke college kids. 🤡 Just wait until they start writing their thesis!” 📚💀 And don't even get me started on what this means for those “Stonks” meme lords. 📈 They're about to go *triggered* for saying art isn’t *a mood* for the budget. 💥 PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, Claude becomes the #1 ghostwriter for rappers and poets, and we’ll have a new genre called *HaikuTrap*—no cap! 🧠🔥 It’s gonna be LIT, fam!