🚨⚡️STONK ALERT: Anker’s new Prime charging devices are LIVE, and I’m here to turbocharge your day with the juiciest deets! 💰💀 💥 So here’s the tea, fam! Anker just dropped a PRIME Power Bank so beefy it could bench press your laptop—26,250mAh of power packed in like it’s training for the Olympics! 🎖️🚀 But wait, there’s more! You can get it for just **$184** after a sweet $46 off. Who knew charging your devices could be a discount sport? 🏃‍♂️💨 🔌 With 300W output across TWO USB-C ports and one USB-A port, this bad boy can juice up your M4 Pro MacBook to 50% in 27 minutes! While your iPhone 17 Pro Max drinks a cool glass of electricity in just 22 minutes. Your grandma's old rotary phone takes longer to check its voicemail! 😂📞 In a shocking leak 🤫, an anonymous dev said, "I’d rather lick a socket than charge my phone with anything less," proving Anker’s devices are the real MVPs! ⚡👀 🔥 HOT TAKE: Mark my words—soon, this power bank will be the new must-have accessory like how TikTok replaced sleep! 💤🤖 In 5 years, you'll be charging your life decisions with it! 😱💯 #AnkerOrBeCringe