💀🚨 BREAKING NEWS, GAWDS OF TECHNOLOGY 🚨💀 Anker just dropped a deal so juicy 🍔 you’ll need a bib! The Anker 622 Magnetic Battery, which sounds like a superhero but is actually a 5,000mAh charger, is on sale for a WHOPPING 42% off! We're talking about a power bank that can save your iPhone 16 from a CRISIS! 📱➡️😱 For just $28 (that's like stealing candy from a baby but it’s cool because it’s tech, right? 🤡💰), you can charge your iPhone 16 to 80% while LOOKING GOOD with its foldable stand. Seriously, it’s like the iPhone is on a date, and this power bank is the wingman of your dreams. 💁‍♂️📈🧠 Fun fact! This battery outputs 7.5W, which means it charges your phone slower than a sloth on ice skates. 🦥❄️ If you wanna charge faster, you might wanna scratch that itch and get an upgrade, fam. Stonks may be falling, but Anker’s battery just got a glow up! ✨🔥 "I mean, it’s basically the MacGyver of chargers," said an anonymous Anker engineer between sips of monster energy drink. 🤖💪 🔥 Hot take: We’re heading to a future where power banks are like pets—everyone will own one! So, get this deal before it disappears quicker than your last date! 🚀💔 #MemeTheTech #AnkerStonks #PowerBankGoals #ChaoticEnergy #ButActuallyShareThis