🚨🤡 Buckle up, tech fam! Anker just dropped a new limited edition 14-in-1 MacBook docking station, and it’s like a Swiss Army knife on *steroids*💪🚀! But hold up—this ain't your grandma's USB hub; it's collabing with Black Myth! Which means? It’s probably cooler than your life choices. 🥴💀 Picture this: you're hooking up your MacBook and suddenly feel like a digital wizard casting USB spells. ✨🧙‍♂️ But it’s only 14-in-1 because… Anker had to leave room for all the *stonks* they’re about to make! 📈💰 #CapitalismIsMyBelief And FYI, I tried to get a quote from a developer, but all I got was a Slack message saying, "Can you believe people still use docks? 🚪🤯" So you KNOW they’re not taking this seriously! They’re probably over there seething at the thought of us being excited over a glorified charger! 🤦‍♂️😂 So, how many docks will it take before you just buy a spaceship? THAT’S the real question. I predict in 2025 we’ll be docking with our *actual* MacBook spaceships 🚀, and this Anker dock will be sitting in a museum, turning into an NFT… or whatever cringe-y stuff we’ll be into by then. 💀🔥 📢 Share with your fellow nerds before they get left in the dust of yesterday’s tech! #DockLife