🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE META-VERSE! 💥🚨 So, your boy Andrew Tulloch from Thinking Machines Lab just ghosted the $1.5B+ bag from Zuckerberg... 🤔💰 You heard that right! 💀 This dude said “Nah fam, I’m good” and dipped faster than a cat meme in a dog park! 🐱🏃‍♂️ 🍕🍕👀 But for real... what's a researcher gotta do to get a salary that doesn't give him existential dread? Like, did he see the stonks meme and realize working for Zuck is like that fire dog in the burning house? "This is fine!" 🔥🐶 Word around the codebase is he had one of those “Galaxy Brain” moments, you know? "Develop AI but also deal with social media drama? 🤡👀 Nah, I’m vibing with 'thinking' machines, not 'thinking' about memes going viral!” 💬 Leaked quote from an imaginary Meta dev: “Honestly, it’s a flex to pass on that cash. Legend status unlocked! We'll just keep crawling back to our 'Meta' Reality™ with our cringe VR headsets.” So buckle up, tech fam! If Tulloch is the new messiah of innovation, I predict he’s gonna drop a product that finally converts our raw existential dread into AI-generated TikTok dances! 🕺🤖🔥 Share this chaos or you’re just copin’ with that boring life! 🤷‍♂️✌️💥