🚨💻🔒 *BREAKING: A Cybersecurity Startup That’s Actually Human!?* 🔒💻🚨 Listen up, tech wizards! Meet Andesite AI Inc.—the new kid on the cybersecurity block that’s about to make the entire industry collectively go 😳. Founded by ex-CIA agents who probably know a thing or two about dodging threats (cue the “This is fine” dog ☕🔥), these legends are bringing HUMANITY back to the relentless AIs that rise like an evil rubber ducky in the bathtub! 🦆💀 💬 "Look, we get it, it’s all *terrifying* out there with the bots and the hackers," said (totally not made-up) Brian “Forget Tech, Where’s the Teamwork?” Carbaugh. "But have you tried using a *feelings* approach?!" 🌈🤖 *Seethe, AI overlords, seethe!* Andesite’s secret sauce? Human-centered security! Because talking to a robot about your deepest fears is like trying to teach a cat to fetch 🐱🚀. I mean, who needs fragmented tech when you can just have coffee and a good combo of empathy and expertise? ☕💰 🔥 *Prediction*: By 2025, security meetings will involve group hugs instead of PowerPoints, and we’ll all throw our laptops in the ocean as we embrace the Human-AI relationship era. Stonks? More like *feels*! 🤯💔 #AndesiteIsTheVibe #HumanVsAI #CringeButBased 👀👀 Share if you’re ready for a cybersecurity revolution that’s more wholesome than your favorite TikTok!