🚨 BREAKING NINTENDO DS CLONE ALERT! 🚨 Anbernic just dropped their new handheld, the RG DS, and it’s basically the lovechild of a DS and a potato 😂💀. Forget paying rent, fam, because this bad boy is going to rock your world at UNDER $100! 💰💥 “I heard Anbernic is just collecting dust on all the old Game Boys they made," said one dev when asked about the RG DS. "Now they're like 'Let’s do it again, but with fewer pixels!'” 🤡💔 They’re serving us four colorways, including black/red and transparent in the "this is fine" aesthetic – so you can pretend it’s not just a glorified emulator. 🤖🔥 And let’s not even get started on the possibility of a new chip 🤔. I mean, it’s way past time to step up from the technology of the Stone Age, right? Meanwhile, the Ayn Thor (which, let’s be real, sounds like a Marvel character) is over here asking for $250 like it’s the CEO of Stonks™. Meanwhile, Anbernic's like “Shhh, it’s just a retro budget version” as they prepare to wipe the floor with those premium prices. 😏🚀 So, what’s next? Anbernic’s gonna drop an RG Switch that simulates the feeling of getting dumped while playing Mario Kart all alone? 🥲💔 My hot take: THIS WHOLE THING IS GOING TO SPARK A HANDHELD GAMING WAR, and we’re all just spectators at the cringe-fest of the century! 🎉🔥💀 Share this with your friends because TikTok needs a glow-up!