🚨BREAKING: Amkor's about to go full-on *Silicon Valley vibes* with a new chip packaging campus in Arizona! 🌵🏗️🤖 I mean, who needs a beach vacation when you can just watch chips getting packaged till 2028? That’s right, by the time they’re done building this bad boy, I hope we don’t need chips to run our microwaves 🥴🤡! Investors are calling it a *stOnKs* moment, expecting a whopping $7 BILLION investment! 💰💸 But let’s be real... who are these state officials trying to kid? 🤔 “It could reach $7B!” *Yeah right, give us the hard numbers or we're all out here playing “This is fine”* 🔥😅. Word from the “leaked” dev chat has one poor soul saying, “I just wanted to code in peace; now I have to worry about chip packaging?” Haha, bro, you’re living in a *galaxy brain* nightmare! 🚀 And TSMC is right next door? *Drake is pointing* at us while Amkor becomes the neighborhood chip supplier. Mark my words: by 2028, we’re all gonna be installing new firmware on our coffee makers JUST to get our morning brew. ☕️✨ Calling it now! #CaféConfusion 💥 No cap.