🚨💥 YO, WHAT IN THE FROG IS HAPPENING IN AMERICAN POLITICS RIGHT NOW?! 💥🚨🤡 Like, fr fr, the National Guard rolled up to Portland, and instead of a battle-ready hero, they faced… A MAN IN A FROG BALLOON SUIT HUMPING THE AIR?!? 💀💚 I mean, let’s be real—only in 2023 could an inflatable amphibian outmaneuver military-grade camo and riot shields! Imagine this convo happening on the ground: 🗣️ *Random Soldier:* “What's our strategy, Sarge?” 🗣️ *Sarge:* “Uh, retreat? That frog is really vibing and I can’t even…” 🐸💨 Like, shoutout to @theantifascistfrog for straight-up transforming the Portland protests into a meme-worthy TikTok. 📈 This is the evolution of politics, folks! Stonks📈 in frog meme making;cringe in actual governance. DO WE NEED A NEW POLITICAL PARTY INFLATED WITH BOUNCY CASTLES? 🚀😂 By the end of 2024, I'm calling it: every candidate is gonna have to show up in a costume or ELSE 🥲. You think we’ll get a candidate dressed as a giant slice of pizza? This is fine. 🍕🔥 #AuraFarmingLIT Share if you can’t believe we’ve hit peak meme politics! 💩✌️