🚨✈️ BREAKING 🤡: American Airlines just threw a *"Welcome to 2010"* party by finally adding Google Wallet support for boarding passes! 🎉🎊 Like, we’ve been cruising for a decade while you’ve been stuck in a time warp, AA! 🤦‍♂️💀 “Why use paper when you can store it all in your phone? 🤔”—said some poor intern forced to update the company’s IT strategy while everyone else was sipping on overpriced airport lattes. ☕💸 Let’s be real, this is the same airline that made us pay extra for snacks while plotting their next cataclysmic meltdown in the air. 🛫🔥 Just when we thought they couldn’t get worse, they’re like “Surprise! Your boarding pass is now available on *your phone*, because that’s innovation.” And here’s a leaked convo between devs: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "Yo, should we launch a flight tracking feature next?" 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "Nah, they'd rather carry 20 different credit cards!" 💳😂 So buckle up, fam! This is literally the least they could do, but it’s still a step up from "this is fine" meme vibes! 🔥💅 **HOT TAKE:** I predict that by 2030, airlines will be making us scan our eyeballs just to board. First-class tickets will cost 2,000 stonks, and middle seats will come with emotional support llamas! 🦙✨